Instant Jerk – Fantasy Fulfillment Pheromone For Men

Ever wished you were the irresistible jerk… you know, that jerk who gets all the babes?

Well, now you can try that role on with Instant Jerk – NOT a friendly product, it’s what we like to call “Fantasy Fulfillment at its worst!”

The bottle reads “Instant Jerk: Rough, uncivilized and rude. Someone who might kick a puppy and like it.”

This is for men who want to make the jerk fantasy real, and perhaps don’t yet know how real pheromones are or the full range of effects they can help create.

Instant Jerk is probably the best “prove it to me” pheromone product there is. The effects of Instant Jerk are truly hit-you-over-the-head obvious. You’d have to dead not to notice how it makes you and others feel!

When you use Instant Jerk, it’ll show you in black and white that pheromones work, and just how powerful they can be.

In fact, we guarantee you’ll piss people off, get angrier than usual, and even earn some new enemies.

So why do women sometimes like jerks? What’s this got going for it?

Emotional polarity is what!

Ever heard the famous quote “Love me or hate me, just don’t ignore me!”?

Well, the controversial “radio jock” Howard Stern had fans that both loved and hated him.

The difference between those fans?

The fans that loved him listened for an average of an hour a day, while…

get this…

…the fans that HATEED Howard Stern listened to him twice as long as those that loved him – about 2 HOURS A DAY!

Incredible, isn’t it?

When someone bugs us, our mind tends to fill with them more than if we like them or even love them. People who we’re bothered by fascinate us and draw us in, almost using our will against us.

No wonder some women are left defenseless against a true jerk. The emotional polarity effect alone may account for most of the success of “the jerk” we’ve all been jealous of sometime in our lives.

Feel free to try it out. It’s a great way to prove the power of pheromones to yourself.

How to use Instant Jerk

Using Instant Jerk is fast and easy. Almost too easy.

Start by using just ONE spray, to the chest or other areas below the neck. As you become more familiar with the effect, you can move to two sprays, but that’s it. Two spray limit!

Never use this at work, or around children. Nobody wants a bully at work, and kids don’t need your crap, either. What we say on the Jerk label may be true, but we say it with humor… so please don’t kick any puppies, even if you feel that you’d like to!

Also, don’t wear this at work, unless you happen to work somewhere where physically intimidating jerks get ahead. You know, rare jobs like bouncers and bounty hunters.

For most jobs, you’re far better off using true trust & respect formulas like A314, and friendly products such as Instant Openness.

Lastly, don’t say we didn’t warn you! We did, and you agree to hold us harmless for anything you do while wearing Instant Jerk.

We also want you to “Jerk responsibly.” Just because you’re going to feel more aggressive and will be treated by others as if you are aggressive, that doesn’t mean you have to go overboard. Even jerks need to restrain themselves! Don’t buy it if you can’t.

Combinations & Modifications

Just like a tailored suit is always superior to “one size fits all”, the same thing is true with pheromones.

You can mix n’ match most of the social effects offered by the products here to get just what you want, matched perfectly to your own natural body chemistry.

Use the following suggestions as starting points. When starting to make your own mixes, always start on the low end and work your way up, as necessary. These products are powerful, and sometimes too much doesn’t work nearly as well as “just enough”.

To lighten up the Jerk effect and add a greater sense of fun and carefree enjoyment, use along with 2-6 sprays of Instant Openness applied to your wrists, or even your hair.

Instant Openness adds a sense of fun, and Instant Jerk provides a sense of masculine aggression… like you had big muscles. With Instant Openness, you can actually soften up Instant Jerk enough to create an almost socially acceptable mix.

To add an additional sense of trust and position yourself as an authority (“tell me what to do”), use with A314. A314 will lighten Instant Jerk in some ways, but also make it more intense in others. 2 or 3 drops of A314 to one spray of Instant Jerk may even make a good nightwear mix. 2 sprays of Jerk, though, and you’ll be less intimidating than with jerk alone, more trustable, but still too commanding and intense for most people.

To increase the intensity that others literally feel your jerkitude and to encourage people to call you on it, use along with 1-5 sprays of Instant Honesty. You’ll already be putting people on edge with Instant Jerk, now with Instant Honesty they’ll feel it even deeper. The upside is that if you’re with a woman who really loves a jerk, she’ll be more likely to show it.

To add a youthful “sparkle and shine” to your pheromone mix, add Instant Shine. Instant Shine is a very young and fit feeling pheromone. It’ll help you project the presence of a Young, Built Jerk… like high school or college football player. If that’s your fantasy, this is your combo! Instant Shine has even been shown to have some sexually suggestive effects on women that are appropriate for daytime use.

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Size	5 mL, 10 mL, 18 mL, 30 mL, 50 mL, 100 mL
Fragrance	Blue Summer